Wednesday, March 31, 2004
ashthesmash4306 (11:09:47 PM): i read that you were in a not so good mood..and i thought this might make you laugh:
Men are like:
~Laxatives ..They irritate the shit out of you.
~Weather ..Nothing can be done to change them.
~Chocolate Bars .. They usually head right for your hips.
~Coffee ..The best ones are RICH, warm, & can keep you up all night long.
~Commercials ..You can't believe a word they say.
~Department Stores ..Their clothes are always 1/2 off.
~Mascara ..They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
~Popcorn ..They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
~Snowstorms ..You never know how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
~Parking Spots .. All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.
Thanks ash...you rock! I love you and cant wait til we get to hang out again and cook a yummy dinner! Plus you have to drive me around in your hot new car! :) thanks a bunch...you made my night! :)
Men are like:
~Laxatives ..They irritate the shit out of you.
~Weather ..Nothing can be done to change them.
~Chocolate Bars .. They usually head right for your hips.
~Coffee ..The best ones are RICH, warm, & can keep you up all night long.
~Commercials ..You can't believe a word they say.
~Department Stores ..Their clothes are always 1/2 off.
~Mascara ..They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
~Popcorn ..They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
~Snowstorms ..You never know how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
~Parking Spots .. All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.
Thanks ash...you rock! I love you and cant wait til we get to hang out again and cook a yummy dinner! Plus you have to drive me around in your hot new car! :) thanks a bunch...you made my night! :)
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