What does it take to be #1?

I forgot to tell you all the funny joke Trav told me...I usually dont laugh out loud at jokes, but this was good one. :) (yes, I'll admit it early...I am cheesy)

So, this po-dunk hick boy who never went to school a day in his life decided he wanted to get smart and enroll in the community college near by. He went and enrolled in a "logic" class. On the first day the professor says, "I'll give you a little example of what we are going to be dealing with this semester....
Do you have a lawn mower?"
(from a kid in the back) "Yeah, I got a lawn mower"
"So is it safe to assume you have a lawn to mow?"
"yeah, I got a lawn to mow"
"So, if you have a lawn to mow you must have a house"
"yeah, I got a house"
"And if you have a house, can I assume you have a wife?"
"Yeah, I got a wife."
And that was the end of class...
So, this stupid boy goes to his friend and says "Man, logic was great today. I learned so much. Want to hear what I learned?"
"Sure"
"So, you got a lawn mower?"
"no..."
"GAY"

Hahahahahahahahaha. Gotta love it! More to come later...